When two single people meet for the first time, they often arrange a “coffee date.” Coffee Dates From Hell is a humorous fictional account of several very bad coffee dates. Many of these dates are disasters from the beginning. Others are destined to be train wrecks if the two people ever see each other again. The coffee dates include several famous people such as Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, and J. Edgar Hoover. You’ll also meet a range of colorful characters including a psychic, a cross dresser, and even a cannibal. The coffee dates include many funny twists and surprises. The humor is often silly, irreverent, and politically incorrect.
Meet the Author
I have lived a meatless life since 1998 when I was visited by a pig in a dream asking me to give up bacon, ham and all other meat. Knowing that pigs are very intelligent I did not question the request. From that day forward I read many reputable books about vegetarianism. Okay, truthfully I didn’t actually read them, but I did read most of their book jackets. So I figure that made me sort of an expert. Consequently, I wrote “Revenge of the Vegetarian,” a wacky and irreverent look at the world of vegetarianism. My latest writing effort was inspired by the countless bad dates I had when I was single. It’s a fictional account of many funny and strange coffee dates. In writing the book, I had an assist from my 97-year-old Aunt Milly. She advised me that more people would buy the book if I put a swear word in the title. Hence it became “Coffee Dates From Hell.” Milly also advised me to include lots of pictures of fat naked people drinking coffee. Not all of her advice was good.
Let me start by saying that after reading this book I gave my sweetie a big hug and a kiss! He’s not so bad after all. This book had me laughing and saying “What the What!?” from cover to cover. If you’ve never had to spend time with someone that was the polar opposite of yourself, just plain embarrassing, a Negative Nancy, or Debbie Downer then count yourself among the few lucky ones. For the rest of us we can relate as we laugh at this well written, lighthearted view into firsts dates.